January 2012
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BREAKING NEWS
CELEBRITY BAD AT RELATIONSHIP!
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The Truth About The Talk
The “I’m not looking for a relationship” talk. Personally, as someone who’s single and dating for pretty much the first time in my adult life, I’m not looking for a boyfriend. But when do you bring this up. In the past, I’ve found that people that say this too early into dating are covering something up. But other side of the coin, people that wait too long and...
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Watchgregrutter:
(beckybuckwild)
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The Truth About Things I'm Looking For In A Man
Stuck up.
Half-witted.
Scruffy looking.
Nerf Herder.
Doesn’t get this reference. I fucking hate nerds.
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The Truth About The Easiest Ways To Ruin Your Own...
Washing your hands with an unfamiliar soap. For example right now my hands smell like I’ve been jacking off one of those soft pink frosting sugar cookies.
Set up a budget. Apparently shoes are not a life necessity.
Read about how Tyra Banks met her new boyfriend while traveling in Asia. Bonus points for reading while listening to Dubstep.
Do and/or say something stupid the night before....
Harris Wittels and June Diane Raphael Cast in... →
carolineeand:
popculturebrain:
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YES!
This gives me a million smiles.
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The Truth About Advice From Oprah
I don’t own a panini maker and I’m not happy. Coincidence? I think not.
Read books to make you smarter. I’ve read Twilight and now know no one will ever love me. Thanks Oprah.
Have a best friend named Gayle. Ladies and gentleman, my darling mother, GAYLE Nachlis. #1 bff.
Wear color. People will be happy to listen to what you have to say if you do.
DON’T MARRY...
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WatchThe Truth About Realizing You Have A Crush On Harry Potter
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“I want to report a rape. I feel as if my body — or, at least my body of work —...”
– Kim Novak
Hmm, not a great choice of words there Kim.
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The Truth About Me
I is good.
I is kind.
I is important.
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The Truth About Ways Not To Describe Oneself
Lets just say I don’t look very smart. (Actually used this one today. A poor choice)
Lady in the bed but a freak in the streets…wait.
Dripping in metaclorines.
I’m like a mix of [insert any celebrity] and Bruce Vilanch.
I’m attractive once you get to know me.
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December 2011
41 posts
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The Truth About Immediate Boosts
Being in on a joke. Especially when someone else isn’t.
B-12. That stuff works! Pop one of those before you drink the world and life is golden.
Being pursued by the bartender. Sure, they’re most likely sleeping with the world. Sure, they smell like alcohol all the time. Sure, they make money partly through charm. But damn if it isn’t nice.
Fitting into old clothing. Can you...
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