The Truth About Showing Up To Work Only To Find...
It’s terrible. In other news, PITY PARTY!!!!!!!!
An article I wrote on the magical holiday of Fakesgiving for Holidash.com
thestateimin asked: let's go to Hello Kitty prom!!!
The Truth About Bangs
Bang….heh. Stop calling bangs fringe. The only people that actually get away with saying fringe are hairstylists and they only get away with it because what else do they have?! They need the term fringe. They need it. Get pimple on your forehead—>Decide to get bangs to cover it up—>Long day hair on your forehead causes you to get pimple on your forehead—>Vicious...
Now I gotta figure out how to give people enough Four Loko so they can get their...– Four Loko ‘All-you-can-drink’ event canceled when bar owner learns it would be illegal (via heller)
stuffsbymomo: I told Jeff I want a bagles vacuum, and then I laughed really hard because I don’t want a breakfast food vacuum! And then I realized that’s not even how you spell “bagels”. Or “bagless” for that matter.
easystuff answered your question: HELP I can’t make suggestions now that anonymous commenting is off