December 2010
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The Truth About Christmas Wishes
Someone to teach me how to dougie. Everybody dougie every everybody dougie.
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The Truth About The Week Leading Up To Christmas
You will start to feel like you are on the edge of the verge of full on sickness. Your throat will tickle, your head will ache. This is because you have next week off of work and instead of enjoying that time you have to be sick. That’s just how it works.
Gift buying. You know your friends and family right? Nope! You have no idea what they like. There is no pleasing people! They sell...
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Please consider this if you wish to speak to me in... →
You guys ever see the X-Files Episode called Syzygy from the 3rd season. Shit goes down because of planetary bullshit like this. Also, Ryan Reynolds is the episode. So you know, there that is.
“I think my favorite thing in the world is to eat. I’m glad I’m not a...”
– #1 Boyfriend
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EMPLOYMENT!
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The Truth About Job Interviews
If the office is casual you will overdress. If the office is more formal (anyone else picturing tuxedos and top hats, heh) you will underdress.
You will exaggerate your skills. Not enough to be totally flat out lying but you will know Photoshop.
Someone you meet will have a weak handshake. Once you get the job this is the first person you should destroy.
Hey, remember how much you hated your...
The Truth About What They Don't Tell You About...
You will no longer have 8 hours of uninterrupted internet access 5 days a week. Balls.
