1. When alone in an elevator it is perfectly normal to put your hands on the doors and pull as they’re opening in order to make yourself look really strong….to yourself.
3. Those stories you hear about people doing extraordinary things under pressure because of adrenaline, like pulling a car off a baby, are in fact X-Files.
4. I Didn’t Know My Own Strength. New post drugs, premenapause Whitney Houston is just about the saddest thing in the world. She finally gets out of her crazy eyes on the wall Bobby Brown drug house, goes on Oprah and puts out a comeback album only to discover that she fucked her shit up hardcore. But, in many ways this is the best thing she could do. A comeback has to have batshit crazy to be memorable. Mariah had The Emancipation of Mimi and a marriage to Nick ‘Love Don’t Cost A Thing’ Cannon, Brittany had Black out and that fat girl MTV performance, and Santana had Supernatural and…..put out shoe and champagne lines? So go get em Whitney. Go ahead and just walk off stage during I Will Always Love You. Let Bobbi Kristina finish the song!
5. Festivus. For the rest of us!