June 2010
20 posts
Jeremy London's family doubts kidnapping story →
UPDATE: Drug addict is full of shit…and drugs.
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“I will chat with you on gChat or AIM about the TV show Frasier for up to 30...”
– kevcops: I will talk to you about the TV show Frasier for up to 30 minutes for $5 at Fiverr.com (via interweber)
Jeremy London kidnapped, forced to do drugs, buy... →
Wait…….What?
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Houseboy Wanted GWM (Long Beach) →
GWM (60) looking for a cute houseboy to take care of me and a large house. Must be clean, able to drive (car can be supplied), run errands and assist me in anyway necessary. You get your own room with a small ocean view, all meals and the best living arrangements you could imagine. I have mentored many a young man! I do have some health issues and need assistance, now please do not think that I am...
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The Truth About Losing At The Only Thing You're...
1. I lost.
2. Boyfriend won.
3. Proud of him.
4. See ya’ll next week
5. FFFFFFFUUUUUU
Cageflix →
What is Cageflix?
Cageflix is the internet’s leading Nicolas-Cage-centric, batch queue management tool for Netflix. It adds all availalable DVDs of Nicolas Cage movies to your Netflix queue
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PERSONAL
Cory and I are entering a karaoke contest at Clancys (803 Broadway, Long Beach, CA 90802) tonight at 9pm. Please come and vote for us. I fear that if we don’t win Cory might murder me. No joke. You guys don’t know what he’s capable of.
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The Truth About Sharking My Israel Trip
1. Wait, so the Palestinians just gave us all this land?! That was so nice of them! Just like the American Indians! When is Israeli Thanksgiving?
2. How much do you think it would cost to build a house on the west bank?
3. I was expecting bigger noses. hmph.
4. At what point do we pack it all in and go back to Germany and Poland?
5. When do we kill Jesus? Dude keeps coming back!
Rihanna - Rude Boy
bieberphilia:
Boy I want, want, want What you want, want, want Give it to me, Bieber Like boom, boom, boom What I want, want, want Is what you want, want, want Na, naaaaah Come here rude boy, boy Can you get it up Come here rude boy, boy Is you big enough Take it, take it Bieber, Bieber Take it, take it Love me, love me
Great tumblr or greatest tumblr?
Watchthedailywhat:
This Is Tim & Eric, You Should Watch It of the Day: Pixies frontman “Franks Blacks” performs “Gouge Away” with the house band of Tim & Eric’s new Christian talk show, Morning Prayer with Skott and Behr.
Praise be to Hosanna.
[videogum.]
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The Truth About Things To Do In The Bathroom
1. Fall asleep leaning over on your own lap. Surprisingly, not as uncomfortable as one might think. Unsurprisingly, just as sad as one might think.
2. Use your finger nail to lightly scratch eyes and a mouth on your thigh. Take your glasses off and put them on your leg over the eyes. Meet your new bathroom friend! What? No one does that? Yeah. hahahaha I...
The Truth About June Gloom
1. Oh hey, you want some summer? Well here’s a little bit of the best weather and therefore the best times ever. Fun isn’t it? Well, FUCK YOU! I’m taking it back. Here’s this rainy, foggy, dark bullshit. Suck on this dick for a while fucktard…………………….well. That was uncalled for.
2. Seasonal Affective Disorder. S.A.D. SAD....
Al and Tipper Gore separating after 40 years of... →
The Truth About Things I Willed Into Being
I love you Al
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jewish mermaid - w4m - 22 (long beach) →
i’m a jewish mermaid looking for my forever jewish boy. contact me if your name is ray—you came to me in a dream.
Anonymous asked: Tell me about you.
The Truth About Summer 2010
1. Shorts. Nary a pant shall touch these legs.
2. Swimming Pools. Despite the fact that you might not be in bathing suit shape quite yet, it is important to sit by the pool. Why? Tans make you look thinner. Tans get you skin cancer. Cancer makes you skinny…..duh.
3. Weekend Trips. GO EVERYWHERE. Go to the lake, make lake friends. Drive 3 hours away, say hi to your grandparents. Go see your...
