August 2010
33 posts
The Truth About Stalkers In Film
Fear. The best stalking movie has to be Fear starring Reece Witherspoon and Marky Mark. 3rd base on a roller coaster!? Stalking sounds fun.
Fatal Attraction. She had to boil that bunny. How else was she supposed to keep him from leaving her?
Obsessed. One line makes sitting through this shit storm of a movie worth it. “You came into ma’ howse… You touch ma’...
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The Truth About Getting Back to Basics
Kirk Cameron kirk@knowyourgod.com (unregistered) wrote:
Remember when this blog was about true things that were funny to everyone?
Anonymous asked: Your "boyfriend" is trying to get a rise out of me. But I'm better than that. You're the only one who can get a rise out of me.
hershapeinthedoorway asked: I just sat Tom down on the couch to go over that entire ask/meme/comment insanity. We laughed a lot. Thank you for entertaining this old, boring married couple.
Anonymous asked: I know you're going to post this. So i'm asking your followers to try and convince you to talk to me. I'm going to call you tomorrow.
Anonymous asked: More pictures of your best friend, please! xoxA
bymomo asked: I bet I could suck your dick better than your boyfriend and your anonymous admirer. Just sayin's all.
Anonymous asked: I'm not stupid. I can see that you're making fun of me. But, i'm not detered. I think that if you just met me, let me take you out some time, we'd really have something special.
Anonymous asked: it seems like your emotionally abusive boyfriend knows the internet well. I know the female body well.
Anonymous asked: I don't understand why you don't take my feeling seriously.
Anonymous asked: I would treat you better
Anonymous asked: why do you say you have a boyfriend on tumblr but you're not in a relationship on facebook
Anonymous asked: The section under your main pictures says "Fame, Fortune, Fagina". I don't get it.
Anonymous asked: You look pretty in your mecca pictures, but I think you should get rid of your bangs
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to see some more of your pictures. I don't know why that's weird. I think one of my friends is friends with you. I'll just log in as him.
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Anonymous asked: Can you please make your facebook pictures public?
The Truth About Unwanted Upgrades
Lean Cuisine wants me to add a teaspoon of water to the vegetable section of my frozen dinner to help it cook more thoroughly. I’m eating a Lean Cuisine because I don’t want to cook anything. I don’t want to add anything except mediocre frozen food to my mouth.
Internet Explorer. No, I don’t want the newest version of your mediocre product. Nice try Bill Gates, you minx...
Can I put "Knows how to google stuff" on my...
ckideas:
thiswontlastlong:
Project Manager: [calls office] Hey can you find out where the Sprint store is downtown? Is it off of Ocean and Pine or….. Me: [Interrupting] It’s off Ocean and Long Beach Blvd. Project Manager: How’d you find it so fast? Me: ….
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Kardashians →
A short piece I wrote for Shelterpop. Super psyched! Read and then tell me I’m pretty, because that’s all that really matters.
The Truth About The Old Technology
The call waiting hang up. You get a phone call from someone you don’t really want to talk to. So, you pretend to get a call on the other line. You click over, then click back. “Oh hey, it’s a call for my mom so I’ve got to go.” Problem solved. Now, no one has a home phone. You have call waiting on your cell phone but it would never be an important call for you mom....
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“I feel like there is a lot of poop in my butt.”
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