February 2011
19 posts
The Truth About Googled Keywords That Lead People...
Emily Valentine
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blow up the moon tumblr
hello kitty tumblr prom
jew girls tumblr
jewish wfm
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the truth about charlie sheen jan 28
Welp. I’m offically a Jewish 90210 crazed rap fan who loves late 90s television, hello kitty and all things sheen. Oh yeah, and my boyfriend hits me.
January 2011
24 posts
“Jonathan, It says here in college you once farted into a bag of old chinese...”
– Alex Trebek
(Submitted by ckideas)
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The Truth About Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen questions what really happened on 9/11. In fact he thinks that it was a controlled demolition.
Charlie shot Kelly Preston in the arm.
In 1998 he tried to inject himself with cocaine.
Denise Richards.
This man has the best life ever. He can fuck strippers and porn stars, do a shit ton of cocaine, drink till his stomach literally explodes, lock some ladies in a closet, and still...
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The Truth About Road Rage
Hey dude on the motorcycle. You made the choice to ride that thing, you do not get to turn your radio up insanely high so that you can hear it outside. WE CAN HEAR IT IN OUR CARS. Ever notice how you can’t hear my shit? BECAUSE I’M INSIDE A CAR.
Flipping people off. What does this do. You show a person you’re annoyed by their driving skills, but it doesn’t do anything to...
The Truth About Orange County Women
She has either a framed picture of Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn or the Eiffel Tower in her home.
There is a lot more tip painted on her acrylic nails then makes sense.
The underside of her hair is a different color then the top side. It’s sort of like a mullet thing. Brunette on the bottom. Bleached on the top.
For some reason they really want you to know their middle name.
SCREEN...
“I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where...”
– Li’l Wayne, on prison and The Bible and things that are cool. (via whydoihaveablog)
In more important news →
JACK IN THE BOX COUPONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks Debbie!
Comedy Podcast →
I enjoy this list for its very useful John Hamm guide. Oh and by the way, I’m a Comedy Death Ray man myself.
“Arlene was president of her sorority her senior year of college. That is, until...”
– Alex Trebek
(Submitted by truethings)
MORE ME!
The Truth About Female Friendships
If you’re out with a big group of your lady friends and everyone thinks its cold but you don’t, then you’re the fat one.
Your menstrual cycles with sync up if you spend a lot of time together and yes that is super creepy.
Knowing which of the four Sex and the City characters you are will not help you with your ladyhood. (NOTE:I just laughed out loud as I wrote ladyhood.)
A real...
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The Truth About 2011 Goals
Win something on the radio. I came very close to winning Janet Jackson tickets form Ryan Seacrest yesterday. I was one call off. Obviously, I don’t care what I win.
Board Air Force One. If this proves to be impossible then i’ll spend December 31, 2011 being bored by Nelly’s Air Force Ones.
Finish the Internet.
Figure out who makes this green dress, then wear the shit out of...
The Truth About Hugh Hefner
Hugh has reached the point where wearing pajamas all day no longer evokes a sexual lifestyle. He now looks like the rest of us when we’ve been wearing PJ’s for 4 days straight. Sick.
Crystal Harris, Hef’s bride to be is 5 years older than his youngest son. New Mommy!
The Girls Next Door. The most amusing part of the entire show wasn’t the billing Bridget as the smart...
“It says here you’ve built a series of dioramas depicting your favorite scenes...”
– Alex Trebek
(Submitted by truethings)
Is it vain to reblog yourself?
“Sarah Enstrom once ran into her own cousin… on a cruise ship! Sarah?”
– Alex Trebek (via fakejeopardyinterviewintros)
You know that part of Jeopardy! where Alex Trebek introduces each contestant for their short interview? Did you realize it’s the only time he gets to ask the questions? Anyhow, this is a blog for that, but all made up.
(Thanks to jenny-young for...
The Truth About 2011
It’s going to be better than 2010. It has to be. Seriously, think about it. 2010 was a terrible year. Everything that could have gone wrong did in fact go wrong. So if 2010 is total complete rock bottom then 2011 has nowhere to go but up.
2011 is going to be so good that the only fault anyone can find with it so far is the fact that it has rendered those new year glasses where the eyes are...
The Truth About Broken Resolutions
In 2011 I had resolved not to throw up from too much alcohol all over my boyfriends bathroom ….BROKEN
