The Truth About The Oscars
Poor Anne Hathaway. She showed up and tried hard to make the show enjoyable. James Franco didn’t add anything except smirks and chin up head tilts. Blase mother fucker. Anne was forced to Julia Roberts enthusiasm the entire show. Colin Firth, America wants you inside them. Everything about this show was unfunny. Bruce Vilanch, you’ve really changed. Kurt Douglas. America’s...
Entry 2: PipeDream
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Entry 1: We Drank
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The Truth About The Best Feeling Ever
Now taking entries for the MoMo Erotic Poetry contest. The winner gets to put it in Dudek What rhymes with perineum?
Great Ideas!: Possible plots for future Ziggy... →
ckideas: The discomfort becomes great enough for Ziggy to schedule an appointment with his doctor, which he cancels, because he decides he is feeling better. Ziggy’s phone says he has voicemail, but he has no voicemail. Ziggy misinterprets a barista’s friendliness. Ziggy is forced to take an…
: “Confessions of a Juggler” by Tina Fey →
tinafeysays: My daughter recently checked out a book from the preschool library called “My Working Mom.” It had a cartoon witch on the cover. “Did you pick this book out all by yourself?” I asked her, trying to be nonchalant. Yes. We read the book, and the witch mother was very busy and sometimes reprimanded…
The Truth About Things Ladies Shouldn't Tell Their...
All about your love of stalking former acquaintances wedding websites. The size, shape and density of the shit you took this morning. This might be sexist, dudes can talk about poop all the time if they want to, but seriously ladies. You might think of yourself as the cool hang out with the dudes, Olivia Munn-esqe type, but she doesn’t exist in real life. Leave that shit where it’s...
I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they...– Tina Fey, from her New Yorker piece on Motherhood. See: The Best Quotes from Tina Fey’s New Yorker Piece on Motherhood. (via newsweek)
The Truth About Your Brother
It’s his birthday today. Seriously. You should call him.
The Truth About The Onset Of Adulthood
Your alarm goes off and you really really don’t want to go to work, but you go anyway. Do you remember your parents ever not going to work because they really didn’t feel like it? I don’t. Maybe your parents sucked. (Side note: While writing this I realized that maybe you won’t feel so horrible in the morning when you’ve reached the level of adulthood where binge...