The Truth About Taking Care Of Yourself
Taking your birth control at the same time, every day, for an entire month. This is how one is supposed to take the pill, but actually doing this is pretty amazing. Changing your sheets. There’s nothing better than getting into a new sheet bed, but the process of acquiring that feeling means moving the bowl of cereal off of your stomach, which as we all know is the worst. But unf, fresh...
The Truth Why Is Passover The Same As Any Other...
I want pizza. Can’t have pizza. I want pizza. Can’t have pizza. I want pizza. Can’t have pizza. I want pizza. Can’t have pizza. I want pizza. Can’t have pizza.
The Truth About Thoughts That Prove One Needs To...
Ugh, I can’t find my Bieber necklace anywhere. What’s Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All up to? (He works in theater btw!) Saffron is expensive. Oh well, buying it anyway! Reddit is down. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOi’mdyingseriously. If it came...
The Truth About Your Friends Knowing Your...
Amy: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhboy, do i have news for you
Amy: emily valentine plays a mom in "prom"
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what time does your flight come in on the 29th?
Amy: 11:59 so we can see it at midnight. You have to wait outside for tix
me: I'm leaving now to line up.
Amy: Good thinking
A Discussion with My Boyfriend About How Weight
me: I want to lose 8 pounds before summer. I'm going to do it. You can't stop me
Boyfriend: I could if I wanted to
Boyfriend: encourage you to eat as much as me, and stop systematically chipping away at your self esteem.
The Truth About Irrational Thoughts
Going into a store and realizing you’re wearing something that you purchased from that store. Everyone thinks you stole it. Walk into a restroom at a bar or restaurant. Notice a smell. The person that comes in after is going to think you are full of poops. If someone gets a text message while you’re hanging out with them. It’s definitely about you, and it’s extremely...
I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent...– Gwyneth Paltrow
First World Problem
Someone posted some pictures on Facebook from the yearbook of the elementary school I went to for Kindergarten through 2nd grade. In the album there is a pictures of the first kid I ever showed my vagina to, but I cant make out his last name from the scan so i can’t stalk him. Do you think he remembers me? I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
finns-badass-world asked: Who is your favorite adventure time character? Is it me?