June 2011
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Question
At what age does it become weird to throw yourself a birthday party?
Anonymous asked: What's taters, precious?
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Anonymous asked: True Things About Not Being On Tumblr Anymore:
1. "Did you see that video with the cat hugging the kitten? SO CUTE!" "Uh yeah, like last week, Grandma."
2. I wonder how so-and-so is doing? Wait what? We never even met! Great, now I feel like a creep. Stupid internet.
3. UGH. Clicking on all these different links is hard.
1. "Did you see that video with the cat hugging the kitten? SO CUTE!" "Uh yeah, like last week, Grandma."
2. I wonder how so-and-so is doing? Wait what? We never even met! Great, now I feel like a creep. Stupid internet.
3. UGH. Clicking on all these different links is hard.
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'Community' student Abed analyzes the Emmys
Hi, I’m Abed Nadir, a film major at Greendale Community College. The editors of this paper have asked me to share my 2011 Best Comedy Emmy pick, I’m assuming as part of some diversity program.
No surprises among the favorites this year, probably because surprising people isn’t a favorite’s function. I’m told that “The Big C,” “Parks and...
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The Truth About Dieting
The lack of alcohol will not seem that bad the first week. Then you’ll remember you committed to this stupid diet for an entire month. What did you do before you started drinking?!
Splenda. Zero calorie sweetner? Yes please!
Early to bed. You will start going to bed earlier. The sleeping will trick your mind in to thinking your body isn’t hungry. People in long term coma’s...
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