August 2011
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The Truth About Dating
Try not to just straight up tell someone you like them. This will freak them out and only perpetuate the rumor that you’re borderline retarded.
Trying on 6 different outfits and ultimately deciding on the first one you tried on is a totally normal thing to do.
Never break plans with your lady friends for a date. Unless said date is super bangable.
Wear a low cut shirt then get mad when...
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Things I'm Working On
Realizing that I’m a size 6 and that is not plus size. I am not fat, I need to stop seeing myself as I was 4 years ago in the mirror.
Raising money for ALS. It’s nice to do something helpful.
I’m trying to reach a point where I stop forgetting and reaching for my phone to text message my ex-boyfriend every time something is funny. Just writing that out made me feel pathetic.
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moustachioed asked: if I could, I would link you to the article just released about the news that scientists have just discovered a common cause of ALS that will open up vast new treatment opportunities.
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The Truth About Things That Mere Mortals Can't...
The perfect ponytail. The no flyaway, sleek, effortless ponytail. How do people do this? No one except that one girl from middle school who used to flip her head over after P.E. and just throw it up and it was perfect can do this on their own. Bitch.
Gracefully falling out of love.
A realistic cockney accent. Sup Dick Van Dyke. Christopher Guest in Waiting For Guffman has by far the most...
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ALS Walk Update
We’ve overtaken the competition and are currently the #1 team. Suck it Team Jon! To be fair, they’re not that far behind us though.
http://web.alsa.org/site/TR/Walks/GoldenWest?px=3235375&pg=personal&fr_id=7416
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Team Nachlis →
My brother Alex and I are going to be walking in the Walk to Defeat ALS in Santa Monica on my parents anniversary, October 23rd. We’re mostly doing this to get out of buying them a present but coming in a close second is Alex and my wish to raise money to cure the disease affecting our father.
So please donate whatever you can and if you’d like to walk with us please let me know.
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The Truth About My Father
A few weeks ago father was diagnosed with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS), also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease. Dad’s been really sick for the few months. We didn’t know what was going on. Now we finally have a name for it.
ALS is extremely rare disease affecting the nerve cells in the brain and spinal cord that control muscle movement. 5 out of every 100,000 people in the...
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The Truth About The Upside Of A Break Up
I’ve lost four pounds in two days.
I’ve been getting rid of all the excess water in my body through my face. Too much water is a bad thing right?
I trimmed down who I follow on twitter and facebook. Less is more.
The break up has humanized me. Before I seemed so perfect. Now the common man can relate to me and therefore love me even more.
I’m so upset all the time that all I...
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The Truth About Break Ups
They knock the wind out of you and they knock the dick out of you.
Try masking your pain with humor.
Try not to vomit.
That’s all I got so far.
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