February 2012
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The Truth About My Slowly Becoming Bridget Jones
Slightly overweight. Drinks too much. Wears short skirts. Obsesses over why a boy isn’t calling me. Dating Hugh Grant and Colin Firth
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
34 posts
That many?!?!: Valentines? →
drmurdermachine: Looking for someone to be my valentine this year. What I have to offer is a wonderful home cooked meal, and the company of a cleaver and handsomely dressed man. Here are some guidelines to see if you would fit the bill: ・If you are familiar with your original 150 Pokemon ・If you have seen and… Hey guys, date my friend Chris. I don’t want to sleep with him,...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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The Truth About The Talk
The “I’m not looking for a relationship” talk. Personally, as someone who’s single and dating for pretty much the first time in my adult life, I’m not looking for a boyfriend. But when do you bring this up. In the past, I’ve found that people that say this too early into dating are covering something up. But other side of the coin, people that wait too long and...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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gregrutter: (beckybuckwild)
Jan 21st
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The Truth About Things I'm Looking For In A Man
Stuck up. Half-witted. Scruffy looking. Nerf Herder. Doesn’t get this reference. I fucking hate nerds.
Jan 21st
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The Truth About The Easiest Ways To Ruin Your Own...
Washing your hands with an unfamiliar soap. For example right now my hands smell like I’ve been jacking off one of those soft pink frosting sugar cookies. Set up a budget. Apparently shoes are not a life necessity. Read about how Tyra Banks met her new boyfriend while traveling in Asia. Bonus points for reading while listening to Dubstep. Do and/or say something stupid the night before....
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Harris Wittels and June Diane Raphael Cast in... →
carolineeand: popculturebrain: ! YES! This gives me a million smiles.
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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The Truth About Advice From Oprah
I don’t own a panini maker and I’m not happy. Coincidence? I think not. Read books to make you smarter. I’ve read Twilight and now know no one will ever love me. Thanks Oprah. Have a best friend named Gayle. Ladies and gentleman, my darling mother, GAYLE Nachlis. #1 bff. Wear color. People will be happy to listen to what you have to say if you do. DON’T MARRY...
Jan 11th
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The Truth About Realizing You Have A Crush On Harry Potter
Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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The Truth About Me
I is good. I is kind. I is important.
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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The Truth About Ways Not To Describe Oneself
Lets just say I don’t look very smart. (Actually used this one today. A poor choice) Lady in the bed but a freak in the streets…wait. Dripping in metaclorines. I’m like a mix of [insert any celebrity] and Bruce Vilanch. I’m attractive once you get to know me.
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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