March 2012
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interweber:
Rye Rye does Rack City <3
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Your Daily Dose of Joy: Spoilers: I didn't love... →
joyengel:
My quick thoughts:
Cinna was terribly underdeveloped
They spent far too long panning to a brooding Gale to force this concept of the love triangle and not enough time setting up the relationships between Gale, Peeta and Katniss.
The development of the burnt bread story was poorly executed
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All of this plus:
Cut out 20 minutes. 2 hours and 22 minutes is waaaayyyyyy...
Watchincises:
expiredbreastmilk:
We’ve all been here
WHERE ARE HER FRIENDS
this is 40000% me
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The Truth About Things Not To Call Me
Mama. Nope. I am not your mom.
Babe. It screams two douche bags from SNL mixed with late 60’s man who actually marry’s the escort he hires.
Late to dinner. Am I right ladies? (not great)
They call me girl, they call me stacy, they call me her, they call me jane. That’s not my name.
Potchie Kickalotchie Nachalootchie. When I was a kid my parents told me that Potchie...
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The Best Relationship Advice, Hunger Games-Style →
Zermet T. Chasinnia is a writer/editor living in Brooklyn with her fiancé, who is a total Peeta.
She’s also BFF Amy!
page-seven asked: I found you on Twitter! Now we're really getting creepy.
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The Truth About Irrational Fears
I’m afraid to tell black people that they look like an actor for fear that they actually don’t and i’m just a racist. You know what, the next time someone tells me I look like [insert redhead actress here] I’m going to call them racist.
I’m afraid that I’m going to accidentally blurt out that goatee’s are stupid to someone with a goatee.
I’m...
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'Onion News Network' Canceled | HuffPost Comedy →
huffpostcomedy:
At Tuesday’s upfront announcing new programming for the cable channel IFC, one show that previously was a staple, “Onion News Network,” went unmentioned. On Wednesday, a spokesperson for IFC confirmed to The Huffington Post that “ONN” would not return for a third season.
“Onion News Network,” the first foray into television from the venerable satirical newspaper The Onion, began...
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The Truth About Amanda Bynes
BFF Amy and I were discussing how she bought some stuff from ASOS and her credit card texted her to make sure it was really her buying 2 skirts covered in bows.
This got us talking about what would happen if the credit card confirmed a series of embarrassing purchases
Amy: "hi amy! can you please confirm that you just spent $68 on appetizers at applebees?"
Me: "Hi sara! Can you please confirm that you spent $164 on lube?
Amy: HI amy, can you confirm that you ordered 3 Amanda Bynes movies
Me: What if Amanda Bynes was notified!??!?!
Amy: That would be amazing!
Me: dear amanda, someone has rented sydney white from a redbox at pathmark in brooklyn
Amy: dear amanda, someone has bittorented season one of what i like about you from long beach
Me: dear amanda, someone has gone back and read 5 pages of your twitter feed
Amy: dear amanda, someone in a saturn on the 405 has been using the phrase "she's the man" in a derogatory manner
Me: dear amanda, your former co-star channing tatum has a movie opening today and you don't
Amy: dear amanda, your former co-star jennie garth is going through a divorce
Me: dear amanda, remember when you had a show on nickelodeon? that was cool. Love, visa
Amy: dear amanda, you weren't as good as a prude in easy a as mandy moore was in saved
Me: dear amanda, Do you still talk to zac efron? love, capital one
Amy: dear amanda, in the last 5 minutes, two people googled your imdb history
Amy: dear amanda, no we did NOT know you were the voice of taffy in rugrats
Me: dear amanda, colin firth called to apologize for not thanking you in his oscar acceptance speech.
Amy: Dear amanda, there is an epic AIM conversation occurring about you
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PHEROMONE PARTY! →
My bff Judith Prays is bringing her popular pheromone party to Los Angeles!
How The Party Works
Guests sleep in a clean, white, cotton tshirt for 3 nights in a row to capture their odor print and bring this in a ziplock bag to the party.
Bags are labeled pink for girl, blue for boy. Each bag is assigned a number. Only the guest knows what their shirt’s number is.
Bags are placed on a table....
figmentdotcom:
iamthecat:
losing-liberty:
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The Truth About Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth's...
Carlise went to visit Emily Valentine while Jennie was trapped in a house that was on fire.
When Andrea got pregnant she went to Jennie to talk about abortion and Carlise won’t perform an abortion
When Bella went off to find Edward in Italy, Kellie totally slept with Dylan.
Kellie and Alice wore the same dress to the Spring Fling Dance.
Carlise Cullen and Kellie Taylor forever.
BELLA...
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Watchpaulftompkins:
I am furious that this has reached its download limit.
omgponiez:
This Charming Man in the style of the Super Mario Bros. theme
AMAZING.
