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Things That Are True

Things that I believe to be true and that I can never be convinced are not...true.

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  • The Truth About Ways Not To Describe Oneself

    1. Lets just say I don’t look very smart. (Actually used this one today. A poor choice)

    2. Lady in the bed but a freak in the streets…wait.

    3. Dripping in metaclorines.

    4. I’m like a mix of [insert any celebrity] and Bruce Vilanch.

    5. I’m attractive once you get to know me.

    Tagged: bad lines

    Posted on January 3, 2012 with 3 notes

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