drmurdermachine:

Looking for someone to be my valentine this year. What I have to offer is a wonderful home cooked meal, and the company of a cleaver and handsomely dressed man.

Here are some guidelines to see if you would fit the bill:

・If you are familiar with your original 150 Pokemon

・If you have seen and…

Hey guys, date my friend Chris. I don’t want to sleep with him, but you will!