Waking up the morning after a binge drinking night to find you’ve taken pictures of yourself trying to look sexy in Photobooth. (This may or may not have happened to me this weekend. The pictures are pretty funny. I’m trying to decide if I hate myself enough to post them. I mean what? No, not me.)

Being called out on never remembering someone’s name.

Late night text messages in general. Level of alcohol doesn’t matter. If it’s after 2 it’s not a good idea.

Pretending you’re not going to eat that In N’ Out in the car. Like it’s not for you.

Being caught looking at your Ok Cupid profile at work.