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Things That Are True

Things that I believe to be true and that I can never be convinced are not...true.

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  • The Truth About Summer 2012 Parties

    1. Weekly Franklin & Bash viewing parties. They’re lawyers but they’re also total dude/bros!!!! What? Awesome. *

    2. Celebrity Bar Night. Everyone shows up dressed as the same celebrity. This is really just an excuse to throw a Vin Diesel party.

    3. ABC party. Anything But Condoms. Anything Butt Courageous. Anything By Carly Rae Jepson.

    4. Canada Day. July 1st. Seriously.

    5. The Republican Party. They are the party of summer. Also, do yourself a favor. Picture Mitt Romney in cut off jean shorts.

    *I keep making Franklin & Bash jokes in my day to day life. Things I’ve learned: No one watches that show and no one finds said jokes funny. FUCK YOU WON’T STOP.

    Tagged: Franklin & Bash party Summer

    Posted on June 1, 2012 with 3 notes

    1. page-seven said: I watch. If my math is correct, that brings its total audience to two. I like your attitude.
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